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So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor:Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people:*raises hand*
  • Professor:Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me:*raises hand*
  • Professor:*points me out* why?
  • Me:It's illegal.
  • Professor:touche.
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sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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